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[Verse 1: Eminem in the style of Vanilla Ice but still rapping as himself]
I’m Back, to bust another fresh track
You say, that I have the ability to fly
Fly right pass ya ass, when I blast
Ya everytime I grab the mic, I crash a-nother rhyme it’s a crash landin’
Everytime I grab the mic, I’m kinda outstandin’
Cuz no-one can step to, I think a rhyme
And I say ” Yo, what keptyou? Homie, you going too slow
You’re too slow for the flow ” and I know that Eminem is returning
To bust the rhyme and suckers are learning
That when I kinda go offbeat a little bit
I step back to the rhyme and say
That I bust a rhyme all day
Make a sucka say
“hey, I cannot step to you Eminem cuz you are so bad
Damn, you’re the baddest motherfucker in the whole damn land”
And you’re right, cuz I am
And I done go offbeat, not once
Cuz I grab the mic and bust for months
And I don’t give nobody another turn
Cuz everytime I grab the mic, I don’t let a brother burn
Because he can’t step to a single rhyme that I do cuz you knew
[Verse 2: Proof as MC Hammer]
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah
Now I grab the microphone, you know I am imperial
Is the production that rocking your stereo
Don’t front with me, cuz I am the boy
I get on the microphone and I destroy
Now you can take somebody, that’s not from Oakland
Hammer, Hammer, Hammer keeps on choking, yeah
I can do it right and nobody will know
That I am the Hammer and I’m running the show
They come from West Indies south of California
I wake you motherfuckers up, early in the morning, yo front!
[Interlude: Eminem, now rapping as Vanilla Ice]
Yo Hammer, that was pretty good man
I don’t think I can step to you man, I don’t know
(Proof: That’s right!)
I’ll just try but it seems like you outdo me, no matter what I do
(Proof: White boy!)
Here I go anyway
[Verse 3: Eminem as Vanilla Ice]
Here I am, back to attack the whole damn land
Cuz you know the Vanilla Ice is hype
I grab this mic and I rhyme all night
MC Hammer cannot step to me
Because I got the rhymes and I’m truly
So damn hype and the place to be
I’m rhyming on the mic on the M-I-C
M-I-C is the abbreviation
I grab the mic and rock the whole nation
You know that Vanilla Ice, is so precise and I get so nice
Get so nice, I start developing manners
And I woop you brain like scanners
Because Vanilla Ice is bad
Now what got to say about that dad?
[Interlude: Proof as MC Hammer]
You can’t step to me boy
I sell more records!
I know ya’ll know. Man now gimme something yeah!
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[Verse 4: Proof as MC Hammer]
Seven million seven million seven million sold
And dumbshit barely even touch gold!
Now everywhere I go, you know that I’m a star
I’m the MC H A M M E R
And you know what I am like, ROAR!
Eminem: Fallin…(music speeds up)
Proof: I’m the only one here, you sucka!
(Music returns to normal)
[Verse 5: Eminem as Vanilla Ice]
Fallin’ on the concrete real fast
Stepped in the car, slammed on the gas
You drop poor grammar
You can’t slam a jam because I know that I am the man
The teenagers have developed to sell me
Because I bust a rhyme so cleverly
And you know that I bust a rhyme
All the time
And I told you that I have to scold you
I grab this mic and get so precise
And you cannot step
So why don’t you get swept?
[Interlude: Proof as MC Hammer]
Now you makin’ me mad boy
Now I’m gonna kick your ass
Now you gonna know who’s on this fuckin’ mic! Yo!
[Verse 6: Proof as MC Hammer]
I did your bitch
Hammer don’t play
You can’t touch this
You funk with the Hammer you’ll be walking on crutches
My lips may be big but I can rap better
Than looking at your ass, you look like a piece of cheddar!
You know who’se the best by far
It’s muthafuckin Hammer with a capital R, roar!
[Interlude: Eminem as Vanilla Ice:]
Now you makin’ me mad. And you know what happens when I get mad? (Proof: What?) I don’t like it. I’m not scared of you, Hammer. I’m just thinking. I have to think of something clever
[Verse 7: Eminem as Vanilla Ice]
[Verse 8: Proof as MC Hammer]
Now you steppin’ to me punk
There is no maybes
You steppin to me wrong and I’m gonna ICE ya baby!
Now everywhere I go, on MTV Rap
They know I’m the best cuz I don’t take no crap
I said you sucka
You messin with me but I’m no sucka
So steppin to me white muthafucka you’ll be broken-hearted
Hammer get off the fuckin’ mic!!! I’m outie!
[Outro: Eminem as Vanilla Ice]
You blew me out, man, you beat me