[Eggsy] Alright tonight we got top entertainer
Tim West Country a.k.a Billy Webb!
Bill son, what’s been going on in town centre tonight?
[Billy] Well loadsa you been havin’ loadsa booze, but mainly
You havn’t been fuckin’ having loadsa booze might you wanna *slur* have
[Eggsy] WHat other things have you been up to tonight?
Have you been disco dancing in the rave scene of Zaaaanzibars?
[Billy] No. Dink. Right? Fucking fuck off
Drink. Drink. Fucking Drink. Right? Drink? That’s what I’m about like!
Yeah I’ve had loads!
[Eggsy] Is it mainly drink?
[Billy] Yeah fuc’ (?) yeava listen, fuckin’ drink
you’ll piss your ‘art into the ground (?) Drink, as fuck
“Billy, your mother’s here!”
[Billy] YEAAAH?! (My mother’s always here!)
Yeah. Drink. fukin’ drink
[E] Fuckin’ youknowsit Bill!