Tired of those CD’s that don’t leave you fufilled
Come on down to KJ-52! Thats right! It’s Funky!
Well don’t take our word for it!
Listen to our sponser the Kleesder!
Thats right it slices it dices it makes these …..[?] Ha Ha ha Ha!
But don’t take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers!
I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman
but since listening to KJ-52 I’ve since elevated myself to crossing guard
Thank tou KJ!
Hey no problem that’s what we’re here for
Well come on down to KJ-52
If you act now well throw in a mullenator!
That’s right, it’ll give yourself a mull haircut
before you even know what happened! So come on down
Act now while supplies are limited
KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks
based on the mull haircut thank you