(Female Troll: What’s the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?)
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear shaped square shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly,
But you’ll never find a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!
So he’s a bit of a fixer upper, so he’s got a few flaws.
Like his peculiar brain, dear,
His thing with the reindeer,
That’s a little outside of natures laws!
So he’s a bit of a fixer upper, but this we’re certain of,
You can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love!
(Krisstoff:Can we please just stop talking about this? We’ve got a real, actual problem here! )
(Female Troll:I’ll say!
So tell me dear, )
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Or that he’s socially impaired?
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
(Anna:I really did not need to know that…)
Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness,
Or the way he covers up that he’s the honest goods?
He’s just a bit of a fixer upper, he’s got a couple of bugs.
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for healing hugs.
So he’s a bit of a fixer upper, but we know what to do,
The way to fix up this fixer upper is to fix him up with you!
(Kristoff:ENOUGH! She is engaged to someone else, okay! )
So she’s a bit of a fixer upper,
That’s a minor thing.
Her quote “engagement” is a flex arrangement,
And by the way I don’t see no ring!
So she’s a bit of a fixer upper, her brain’s a bit betwixt,
Get the fianc out of the way, and the whole thing will be fixed!
(Female Troll:We’re not saying you can change him, cause people don’t really change. We’re just saying that love’s a force that’s powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they’re mad or scared or stressed,
But throw a little love their way…)
Throw a little love their way and you’ll bring out their best!
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer upper,
That’s what it’s all about
We need each other to raise us up and round us out
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer upper, but when push comes to shove,
The only fixer upper fixer that can fix a fixer upper is
True, true, true, true, true
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love)
(Troll Priest:do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your Trollfully wedded…
(Anna:wait, WHAT! ?)
… you’re getting married.)