Youre bigger than Elvis and cooler than B.I.G,
Youre smashing my dishes, youre Billy The Kid,
Youre very American, sugar,
Marry me, Dick, I love you.
Were on the road to the Jersey Shore, one stop and then well stop no more,
Pulling over at the 7/11 and you buy me pie because Im sweeter than Heaven.
You say you love everything I am,
Love my lips and my golden tan.
You love my heartshaped sunglasses,
Love my heartshaped sunglasses,
Love my heartshaped sunglasses.
Spin me around, kiss me in your Chevrolet,
Top down, Heaven like crazy,
You let me drive, Ill let you go all the way,
Ill never ever, ever, ever let you get away, away