Uhh, Bink dawg
Last year’s outta here, so guess who’s back bruh?
Skillz with that 2014 wrap up
Lupita won an Oscar, congrats to ya girl
And Ellen probably took the best selfie in the world
Seattle won the Super Bowl and Denver couldn’t manage
And same sex marriages made it to the Grammys
And yeah I wanted Zimmerman in that boxing match
But all we saw was Pharrell in that God damn hat
I mean the polar vortex had the East movin slow
And ATL shut down for a lil’ bit of snow
Rough year for Bieber, dealin with fame
And they still ain’t tell us what happened to both of them planes
Donald Sterling, he ain’t have to say a thing
But he did, then he lost a whole NBA team
Man, the first rule of the side chick guys
She a side chick bro, you’re supposed to keep her on the side!
And I was in the club when them fools shot Suge
I ain’t notice, I was hittin my NaeNae like WHAAAAAT!
Khlo and French? Okay
And OutKast came back but somebody forgot to tell Dre
Mimi and Nikko, sex tape’s weak though
And everywhere you went you heard “Mustard on the beat, hoe!”
50 and Floyd, yeah they had issues
Kim and Kanye finally made it official
Breezy went to jail even though I thought he wouldn’t
Ross lost weight, but Lil Terio couldn’t?
Jay and Beyonc leavin the club
Then Solange in the elevator swingin for blood
Kickin Jay with the quickness
I’m just sippin tea watchin like, “Mmm, this is none of my business”
Ice Bucket Challenge? That was funny
I’m thinkin skip the ice bath, just donate money!
And LeBron went back, but not for the dollar
Robin Thicke tried but he couldn’t get back Paula
And I’m scratchin my head at that boy Ray Rice
Come on bruh, that’s your wife, you know that shit wasn’t right
And Nicki’s +Anaconda+? Pssh, that’s a keeper
Had you lookin at your girl like, “Bye Felicia”
And I ain’t scared of ISIS, I got my brothers
“P-O-P hold me down! Momma I love you!”
We got celebrity nudes, and +No Flex Zones+
M.J. holograms, bigger iPhones
Iggy dropped +Fancy+, a bonified hit
Then Wiz and Amber split, then Mariah and Nick
Gas prices stayed low, how you know?
Cause I’m still ridin and I just filled up ABOUT A WEEK AGO!
Kim K showed that thang
Is it me or Ebola was outta here just as quick as it came?
Legal weed? I know y’all down for that
U2 gave you an album and you fools gave it back
“Wait, let me take a selfie!” Enough’s enough!
We went up on a +Tuesday+, and +Turn Down for What+?!
Cause the world’s gettin sadder
And yeah we protestin out here, cause Black Lives Matter
Unity? That’s what we need
Not another man with his hands up sayin “I can’t breathe”
If we all human beings, then we all the same
This is our country mayne, somethin gotta change
The World Cup popped up and got that love
Pharrell had y’all singin ’bout how +Happy+ you was
Then Meek did his bid
And y’all on Instagram makin your life look better than it is
The Aaliyah flick didn’t move me
Was it me, or the memes was better than the movie?
Jeter retired, said “I’m done with playin”
And y’all be dancin to songs and don’t know what they sayin
Man, y’all wild
Heh, but we ain’t know what the hell Thugger was sayin in “Lifestyle”
Snoop and Iggy both squashed the beef
Taylor Swift at award shows dancin on fleet
And a lot of rappers bite
But my +Rap Up+, that’s the only one that they like
Aight? Go figure
Kobe washed up cause the new Lakers lookin like the old Clippers
And I ain’t sayin Bill Cosby touched them women
But I know damn well Cliff Huxtable didn’t
North West? The cutest baby in the game
Chris Brown? He broke up with Kar-what’s her name
And Barack’s still here tryin to get it in gear
Gotta finish strong man, you only got two years!
Brad Pitt and George Clooney finally did it
Drake made a couple hits and gotta cover from Diddy
And ratchet’s on the rise man, that’s for certain
Miley out here twerkin, Baby and Wayne ain’t workin
The new year’s here, the old one get tossed
Big R.I.P. to everybody we lost
And I know I said y’all wasn’t gettin a song
But you could grab it at GotMadSkillz.com
‘Til then no fear, just enjoy y’all year
But be careful, cause it’s a crazy world out here
And to the next generation keep chasin your dreams
And that’s the wrap up, welcome to 2015