Ladies, listen up this song is for you.
You know its hard out there to find a dude,
But The Lonely Islands got three top-notch brothers.
So sit back and listen while they compliment each other.[Andy]
My man Kiv is the shit.
Dude is thoughtful as fuck, plus his body is ripped.
Hes a good listener even when hes exhausted,
And hes crazy hygienic, always brushing and that aint nothing
compared to my main man Jorm,
The most sensitive, caring dude Ive ever known.
Hes got that sweet smile, hes got that slow touch.
Whats the sweet smell? Oh shit, he cooked you brunch![Jorma]
But hold up, my man Andys got us both beat!
He makes a skinny margarita thats a wonderful treat.
Plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming.
He aint no fucking Prince my man is King Charming.[Andy]
Jor youre far to kind, and speaking of kindness,
My man Kivs been diagnosed with colorblindness.
He loves all people, plus hes got the fat dick;
Its like a gold prick, all shiny and thick.[Too $hort]
When they pitched me this song, they were kinda vague.
But I said fuck it, Im in cause they said Id get paid.
One things for sure, these dudes are weird motherfuckers.
So sit back and listen, watch em compliment each other.[Akiva]
My man Jorm fucks all night.
Call him Super Mario, cause he be laying the pipe.
He got the eye contact like only you in the room.
A modern-thinking man, he aint afraid of a broom.[Jorma]
Yo, you talking feminism? Andy loves that shit.
Plus the femme fatales love him cause hes got good dick.
And hes a giver: donates hella money to charity.
Hes also got a great sense of humooor thats
I hate to interrupt, but I gotta interject.
Kiv grinds his own espresso, has his own panini press.
Kiv! So loyal when he makes his pack,
That hell only think of you when hes jacking his dick.[All]
Hes a shoulder to cry on when youre down in the dumps.
Hes an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk.
Hes an extra stirring hand when youre making a soup.
Take a ride in his coupe, he makes you wanna shoop.[Too $hort]
Im starting to suspect that these dudes are gay.
Its none of my business, they just born this way.
I mean, how many times you gon mention your homies dick
But still try to act like this song is for chicks?
So ladies be warned before you hop under the covers,
They might be fucking you but theyll be thinking bout each other.
The compliments, bitch!